THIS IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL

It’s getting serenaded with “Rocky Top” by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game.
It’s losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to “Tuscaloser” and still thinking you were innocent.
It’s losing 9 of 10 to Tennessee and still thinking you’re better.
It’s claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain recognizes you [...]