Does red or white wine go best with Poodle Noodles?

I don’t think even Michael Vick could have come up with this idea, perhaps they are wanting to help Kim Jong Il feed the masses or it is just a symbol of the goodness of the Indian people. 
I can see it now….1 lb. of Ground Hound – 2,733.89KRW;  Poodle Noodles….12,246.86KRW; German Shepperd Pie….13,990.23KRW

I hope he likes the sofa…

File this story in the “No Good Deed Ever Goes Unpunished” section, can you imagine what his past couple of days have been like?