ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION:

What is Electile Dysfunction?
The inability to be aroused over any of the choices for President, put forth by either party, in the 2008 election year.

2008 Idiot(s) of the Year Nominee #1.

Remember a few years ago, when Russians stood in lines for days to buy bread? Well, in Australia, people are now shooting each other over bags of rolls. Benjamin Jorgensen and his cohort, and I’m sure now former girlfriend, Donna Hayes decided to rob the Cuckoo Restaurant in Melbourne. These two sterling bandits grabbed a [...]

John McCain, never, never, never.

What are the Republican voters in South Carolina, Florida, Nevada or anywhere else thinking? I would love for someone, anyone, to explain to me with a straight face, how as a Republican, they can consider casting a vote for this guy. Yes, I know, he’s a war hero and suffered years of torture in a [...]

It’s Not Easy Being Green.

Sometimes good material just leaps out at you and today is one of those days. Over the weekend, about 800 people attended the Green Party debate at the Herbst Theater in, where else, San Francisco (there haven’t been that many kooks assembled in one place since Dennis Kucinich had a private dinner with Shirley MacLane). [...]

You can pay me now, or you can pay me later…

How was your day at the office dear? Well…this poor guy found out, or did his wife find out about him? A Polish man decided to take a little trip to the friendly neighborhood brothel and found his wife working there! Wouldn’t you have loved to have heard that conversation. According to news reports, the wife told him that [...]

Iowa Predictions.

The Republican picks are farily simple, but Democratic caucus process is about as hard to decipher as Egyptian algebra, but here goes:
Democrat: (Numbers represent the percentage of delegates) Obama-29;  Edwards-26;  Clinton-22.    New Hampshire now becomes HUGE for Hillary.
Republican: Huckabee-30;  Romney-27;  Thompson-11; McCain-9.

Principle or electability, the Republican choice.

     Is it better to nominate a candidate who is perceived to be electable or a candidate that best represents your beliefs and values? That is the question Republicans will spend the next few months deciding and while it begins today in snow covered Iowa, many of us will wrestle with that question for the [...]

2007 Idiot of the Year Winner.

And the winner is…….. MATT WILKENSON of Portland, Oregon. <link here> When he was showing off his reptile relations with friends, he thought it would be fun to put his pet Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake into his mouth and make them laugh, it wasn’t quite as amusing after the rattlesnake latched onto the back of his throat and sent venom [...]