Hot off the Press – New Election Polls!!!

·         In the all-important 89-101 age demographic, McCain leads 82% to 18%
·         Among unwed fathers on probation or parole, Obama gets 91% of the vote
·         All voters who voted in the past two elections, but can’t remember where they put their car keys are tied 48%-48%
·         Voters who attended college on a shuffleboard scholarship favor [...]

Barack Obama – The Unluckiest Man in the World.

You have no idea what life is like if you’re Barack Obama.  Why is that? Policies? No. He’s hopeful, he’s changish. He’s bad luck. You could say, you know what, everybody who’s nefarious seems to be involved in helping this guy get elected. But that’s just — you know what it is. Luck. The one [...]

Time to show Tuberville the door.

The fiasco of Auburn football, that seems to have so suddenly appeared, actually began five years ago and has now metastasized into the debacle we are seeing. With any luck, justice or righteousness, we are finally beginning to see the long overdue end of the Tommy Tuberville era on the Plains.  Yes, I know, he has won quite [...]