2008 Idiot(s) of the Year Nominee #1.

Remember a few years ago, when Russians stood in lines for days to buy bread? Well, in Australia, people are now shooting each other over bags of rolls. Benjamin Jorgensen and his cohort, and I’m sure now former girlfriend, Donna Hayes decided to rob the Cuckoo Restaurant in Melbourne. These two sterling bandits grabbed a [...]

You can pay me now, or you can pay me later…

How was your day at the office dear? Well…this poor guy found out, or did his wife find out about him? A Polish man decided to take a little trip to the friendly neighborhood brothel and found his wife working there! Wouldn’t you have loved to have heard that conversation. According to news reports, the wife told him that [...]

2007 Idiot of the Year Winner.

And the winner is…….. MATT WILKENSON of Portland, Oregon. <link here> When he was showing off his reptile relations with friends, he thought it would be fun to put his pet Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake into his mouth and make them laugh, it wasn’t quite as amusing after the rattlesnake latched onto the back of his throat and sent venom [...]

Idiot of the Year Nominee #4

They say, that a picture is woth a thousand words, but is it worth 1 arm? But for 50 year old Jayaprakash Bezbaruah, the results were even worse. Ignoring the repeated warnings of zoo staff and his own family, this Nikon know-it-all decided that if he stuck his arm in the enclosure with 2 tigers [...]

JOHN EDWARDS SEX SCANDAL

Drudge and the Enquirer are reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards is the father of a former campaign worker’s unborn child. For the record, the mother-to-be, Rielle Hunter (absolutely no relation), is saying publicly that the father is Andrew Young-no, not that Andrew Young, but another Andrew Young whom John Edwards has called his closest [...]

Idiot of the Year Nominee #2…this one’s good!

Nominee #2 for the Idiot of the Year Award, is Judge Marilyn Patel of the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California (who would have thought, an idiotic court ruling from California.)  Why Judge Patel, you may ask, well this jewel of the judiciary has certified a class-action suit against Target Corp. because their web [...]

1st Nominee for Idiot of the Year.

Stupidity can sometimes be relative. I may consider someone stupid that you may not, but surely we can all agree that Matt Wilkinson, of Portland, OR, is this week’s (month’s, year’s) winner of the Mr. Stupid contest. <link here> Mr. Wilkinson, who will obviously never hold a job at NASA, thought that it would be a [...]