Entries Tagged as ‘Misc.’

January 29, 2009

Why the Stimulus Bill must not pass.

The House of Representatives has passed the so-called Economic Stimulus Bill and has sent it to the Senate for their debate and approval. I am puzzled how anyone is persuaded that this liberal wish-list is in any shape, manner of form, the prescription for what ails us.

 
Taking money out of the private sector for [...]

August 1, 2008

McCain’s “Race” Toward November

John McCain has pulled off the coup of the election, he has stolen the trump card of the Obama campaign and brilliantly played it against the democrat candidate. The Dahli Bama, as he watches his poll numbers evaporate, has for weeks been injecting subtle little hints and phrases in his speeches in an attempt to get McCain to [...]

July 24, 2008

Hey Barack, give ESL a try…

Some may not want to admit it, but the messiah Obama has spent the last few months making so many mistakes and gaffes, that he’s beginning to look like the inexperienced dweeb, that he really is. What’s really sad, however is that this light-weight actually has chance to win the Presidency. Here are a few choice [...]

July 23, 2008

John Edwards Sex Scandal

Author’s note: This is a repost of my column from December 19, 2007. After being caught with his hand in the Nookie Jar (again!), this old post is more relevant that ever!
Drudge and the Enquirer are reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards is the father of a former campaign worker’s unborn child. For the record, [...]

July 21, 2008

Little Known College Football Traditions

As we prepare for CFB season, its time to take a look into some of the little known traditions at our favorite schools:
 
1.     Auburn and Clemson. In addition to sharing the same nickname, coaches (see John Heisman and Cliff Ellis), the same town -ok, Clemson has a lake..but Auburn has an animal husbandry building-, these [...]

May 22, 2008

Blowin’ off some steam…

ATM’s – Last night I spent 12 minutes stuck behind someone at an ATM, 12 MINUTES!! If you need to refinance your house, go IN the bank, let the rest of us get our $20 and move on.
Chick-fil-A – Give the girl at the drive-thru window in Smyrna a big raise.  Why, because she has to [...]

January 10, 2008

You can pay me now, or you can pay me later…

How was your day at the office dear? Well…this poor guy found out, or did his wife find out about him? A Polish man decided to take a little trip to the friendly neighborhood brothel and found his wife working there! Wouldn’t you have loved to have heard that conversation. According to news reports, the wife told him that [...]

November 8, 2007

It’s time to sacrifice another goat…

Accelerating down the runway, you are anticipating a smooth take-off and a relaxing vacation as the plane gently goes wheels up and climbs into flight. Glancing out the window toward the horizon, you realize that something seems strange…oh, that’s it, THE ENGINE FELL OFF! This actually happened on a plane carrying 100 passengers departing from [...]

November 8, 2007

I Wish I Had Some…Body.

    
As a general rule, I try to keep this blog updated with a little humor and a dab of politics mixed in for good measure, however in this case I want to share a link to a person who, although he doesn’t know it, is an inspiration to me when I need it most. None of us are [...]

October 31, 2007

Friday Night Lights.

 
I sometimes joke that I waited 15 years to see my son playing under Friday night lights, but that never in my wildest dreams did I think it would be in the band. That somehow gets a chuckle when I tell it, but the reality is that as much as I enjoyed playing, and watching, [...]